this beat is nonstop
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Panel 1:
Satori: “Why are you dancing so happily? You do know that fighting isn’t a reason for joy.”
Panel 2:
Orin: “Because fighting usually results in corpses.”
Panel 3:
DEAD
Panel 4:
CORPSYEZ!!
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pot makes you grow 3 heads and can give u a heart attakc
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This is someone you care about. This is a squad member. You fight for him and he fights for you. He does everything from sniffing out explosive to protecting the team.
(via wonder-mechanic)
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- Blue: [about ACNL diving] I haven't even caught half of these.
- Me: Then you better get cracking.
- Blue: No I don't think that's an option
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“what if the xbox could detect you were asleep and trained you to sleep talk order pizza hut in your sleep” -
“torture simulator can connect with nintendogs for dog attack item” -
- <00:38:52> "Daryl Hall": was it a tony hawk game
- <00:38:55> "anime": no
- <00:39:05> "anime": it was like
- <00:39:10> "anime": brad pitt motocross
- <00:39:12> "anime": or some shit
- <00:39:16> "SecretWizard": brad pitt
- <00:39:18> "SecretWizard": motocross
- <00:39:21> "SecretWizard": it was neither of those
- <00:39:23> "Daryl Hall": id play it
- <00:39:24> "SecretWizard": but yes that's close
- <00:39:30> "anime": it came out in like
- <00:39:31> "anime": 2000
- <00:39:34> "anime": i dont remember the name of it
- <00:39:48> "SecretWizard": dave mira
- <00:39:51> "SecretWizard": freestyle bmx
- <00:39:54> "anime": yeah that
- <00:40:03> "SecretWizard": i just looked it up :P
- <00:40:10> "Daryl Hall": cheater
- <00:40:17> "anime": i mean
- <00:40:19> "anime": i was basically on point
- <00:40:31> "Daryl Hall": tony shaloub waterboarding extreme
- <00:41:04> "anime": what kind of waterboarding are you talking about
- <00:41:11> "Neveo": daryl thats fucked up yo
- <00:41:21> "Daryl Hall": you know with the water and the board
- <00:41:29> "Daryl Hall": and hes on the board and then he gets wet
- <00:41:30> "anime": the torture kind
- <00:41:34> "anime": or the surfing kind
- <00:41:44> "Daryl Hall": whats the one they do on the beach
- <00:41:47> "anime": both
- <00:41:54> "Neveo": it's wake boarding you fuck
- <00:42:13> "bidoof": wait is tony shaloub waterboarding people or do you waterboard him
- <00:42:18> "anime": lmao
- <00:42:22> "Daryl Hall": depends on the chapter
- <00:42:30> "bidoof": shit
- <00:42:32> "bidoof": twist ending
- <00:42:45> "anime": better than any xbox 1 exclusive
- <00:42:53> "Daryl Hall": it uses the kinect to know if youre looking away
- <00:42:53> "SecretWizard": I CANNOT BREATHE
- <00:42:58> "SecretWizard": i am crying
- <00:43:05> "Neveo": i keep imagining a dude in a hood tied to a chair while tony shaloub runs around touching everything in the room and then almost drowing a guy
- <00:43:14> "anime": its like
- <00:43:17> "anime": the most immersive game
- <00:43:18> "anime": because
- <00:43:21> "anime": you cant see shit
- <00:43:32> "Daryl Hall": i want to make a game on the xbox one that when you look away it blasts kpop and when you look at it its just hardcore porn
- <00:43:33> "anime": yeah basically
- <00:43:43> "bidoof": neveo does your game have the same controls as surgeon simulator
